comedycentral:

Seriously, you guys, this is good news, everyone! Keen-eyed Redditor residentweafer spotted a familiar big-boned head-in-a-jar during a recent viewing of Bender’s Big Score. Worlds colliding!
[via r/futurama]

comedycentral:

Seriously, you guys, this is good news, everyone! Keen-eyed Redditor residentweafer spotted a familiar big-boned head-in-a-jar during a recent viewing of Bender’s Big Score. Worlds colliding!

[via r/futurama]

lpiddy:

w0rth-something-different:

Gaaaaaaah

This gave me chills 

Yesss. No more bullying. 

Adults are so fucking stupid sometimes. To the woman I assume to be the principal: the children are “good as gold” bc you’re there on that bus. They tried to give this movie an R rating bc of the violence in it. In my opinion PG13 is even a bit much. Parental guidance. Kids see this in schools. This happens to your kids in schools. That poor boy that gets choked on the bus? Will anyone do something only when he is seriously injured. Firstly, parent your children. Tell them everyone is the same and no one deserves to be mistreated. Secondly, come the fuck on people. This isn’t the next horror film or some ridiculous movie with “mature subject matter”. These are kids and this happens. Take your children to see this and spread the word. No more children need to kill themselves to make them feel better that some asshole slammed his head into locker.

(Source: theerex-t, via aminty)

slutz-:

always

slutz-:

always

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theclearlydope:

Make love to Spider-Man, not war.
But seriously kid, there’s candy in there. 

Too cute!!

theclearlydope:

Make love to Spider-Man, not war.

But seriously kid, there’s candy in there.

Too cute!!

(Source: onlylolgifs)

theclearlydope:

Clearly Dope Marketing: Zombie let loose on movie theater to promote ‘The Walking Dead.’ 

Oh holy shit. I think I would’ve run out of the damn theatre.

(Source: ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com)

Santorum: Obama believes in 'phony theology' not based on Bible


“The Catholic church has a Theology that says this is wrong, and he’s saying no I’ve got a different, I’ve got a different — you may want to call it a theology, you may want to call it secular values, whatever you want to call it, it’s a different moral values. And the president of the United States is exercising his values and trumping the values of the church. If you don’t want to call it a theology, I’m fine, you can have them let me know what they want to call it, but it is a different set of moral values that they are imposing on people who have a constitutional right to have their own values within the church, and that’s not a new low. That’s a reflection of exactly what … it is a new low.”

What happened to the separation of church and state? Fucking idiot.

(Source: soupsoup)

theclearlydope:

Bout to watch some birds and shit.

Holy shit.

theclearlydope:

Bout to watch some birds and shit.

Holy shit.